Just put on sunscreen for the first time this year.
What are these nail polish names even doing?
Slayin’ it, clearly.
Cajun Shrimp belongs in the nail polish hall of fame.
Lolin on the bus.
Y’all gotta read this shit
I hear the grasshoppers are HUGE.
I can eat leftover salad the next day without cringing. Is it a little soggier than it was last night? Yes. But is it still good food? Also yes.
Last night I was having bad dreams set to a score of frantic fiddle music, and then I woke up and the music was still going and I spent a terrifying 30 seconds trying to wake myself up before I realized that there was just a fiddle player outside on the street, fiddling away at 2 am, oblivious to the nightmares they were unleashing.
Life’s hard in the East.