My Uncle Alex Vonnegut, an insurance salesman who lived at 5033 North Pennsylvania, taught me something very important. He said that when things are going really well we should be sure to notice it. He was talking about very simple occasions, not great victories. Maybe drinking lemonade under a shade tree, or smelling the aroma of a bakery, or fishing, or listening to music coming from a concert hall while standing in the dark outside, or, dar I say, after a kiss. he told me it was important at such times to say out loud, “If this isn’t nice, what is?”
Just put on sunscreen for the first time this year.
What are these nail polish names even doing?
Slayin’ it, clearly.
Cajun Shrimp belongs in the nail polish hall of fame.
Lolin on the bus.
Y’all gotta read this shit
I hear the grasshoppers are HUGE.
I can eat leftover salad the next day without cringing. Is it a little soggier than it was last night? Yes. But is it still good food? Also yes.